uptard

(тормоз по русски, if anyone reads Russian here):

a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.

boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?

girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.

boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.

Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?

boy: no.

by Sexydimma February 16, 2013

utard

A bad driver with Utah license plates. Also, anyone from Utah who acts like an idiot, or is a little behind in current culture/slang because Utah is so far inland from California.

Can you believe she is still using the word "gnarly" and wearing acid wash jeans like they're the latest thing? The biggest problem with Utah is that it's full of Utards!

by Bella~ January 4, 2007

Uptarded

Improved, in retard-style.

I didn't like my essay for school, so I totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.

by Brass January 30, 2003

Ustaad

Ustaad is Non other than Pawankalyan

One and only Ustaad PawanKalyan .

PawanKalyan fans Using this tag for many years

Ustaad pawankalyan box office king

by Super star devarakonda May 14, 2021

Uptarded

To make more retarded/slower than before...

I uptarded my honda by adding a wing and body kit

by deftonz1 August 11, 2003

Umtardd

Someone stupider than a retard.

Crystal jumped on the ground and said "Woaaah its the ground!" Thats just umtardded

by I'mAFreak. March 23, 2009

Untarded

A term used by Dusty, a famous YouTube atheist, to describe people that used to be religious, but now aren't.

I'm so glad you're untarded now, you're too smart to be a theist.

by iYelawolf March 21, 2016