used tampon

the penis of a bachelor who fornicates with people and refuses to restrict itself to only one person forever, a playboy

"A fornicator tried to hit me in my private parts with his used tampon. I ducked his used tampon and it didn't touch me. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. It won't work."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a frog penis aka frog dick that moves from person to person being inserted into more than one private part of more than one person

"My used tampon jumps from relationship to relationship without even thinking about what he's doing. I wonder if he will ever change or reform his wicked ways?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

an unsafe penis

"Watch out for him, he's packing a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else

"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

unrepentant male genitalia that "ain't sorry" for what it did to multiple men, women, boys, and girls without providing benefit or protection to any of them

"I'm so hurt that I let a used tampon into my heart! Now he's gone with someone else!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find

"Where did I put my used tampon?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes

"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022