A place on the internet where people of all ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations can come together to insult each other's ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations.
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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Rick:hey look at my new picture
Sally:Sure, go look at mine, pc4pc?
Rick: *oh shit what the fuck is pc4pc, oh noes urbandictionary emergency!
Sally:you still there
Rick: yeah, okay ill go comment now.*wow what a urbandictionary emergency.
Sally:Sure, go look at mine, pc4pc?
Rick: *oh shit what the fuck is pc4pc, oh noes urbandictionary emergency!
Sally:you still there
Rick: yeah, okay ill go comment now.*wow what a urbandictionary emergency.
by Peterismyname November 24, 2009
Get the Urbandictionary Emergency mug.A good, original idea for a website until it was hijacked after takeoff by the majority of the teenage populaton and 45% of the adult population.
Most of these people take forms as trolls, flamers, ignorant retards, fanboys/fangirls, or people who just manage to piss everyone off with their definitions. Only a small minority of the definitions on this site are written by sane, logical, smart people.
Sadly, many stupid, ignorant people had to butcher those definitons simply because they saw the definition got alot of thumbs ups.
One major problem of the site is that because 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary are written by sex addicted morons, 80% of the definitions are sexually related, turning a good movie, GoldenEye, into some sex maneuver that simply doesn't even makes sense.
People also turn this site into a place to let their anger out on respectable, good people. For example, one definition for the police was "
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed". Well, if they were smoking weed, they wouldn't be innocent would they?
Other people also feel the urge to criticize famous people on Urbandictionary simply because no one wants to listen to their ignorant gibberish in reality.
Plus, half of the definitions on this site contain typos, grammar mistakes, and typing that makes them look like they are texting a definition.
Most of these people take forms as trolls, flamers, ignorant retards, fanboys/fangirls, or people who just manage to piss everyone off with their definitions. Only a small minority of the definitions on this site are written by sane, logical, smart people.
Sadly, many stupid, ignorant people had to butcher those definitons simply because they saw the definition got alot of thumbs ups.
One major problem of the site is that because 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary are written by sex addicted morons, 80% of the definitions are sexually related, turning a good movie, GoldenEye, into some sex maneuver that simply doesn't even makes sense.
People also turn this site into a place to let their anger out on respectable, good people. For example, one definition for the police was "
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed". Well, if they were smoking weed, they wouldn't be innocent would they?
Other people also feel the urge to criticize famous people on Urbandictionary simply because no one wants to listen to their ignorant gibberish in reality.
Plus, half of the definitions on this site contain typos, grammar mistakes, and typing that makes them look like they are texting a definition.
11 year old troll:
fkin lebron james suks donkey dik i could even take dat nigguh in a match
Stupid Jealous Flamer:
Bill Gates is a motherfucker cause he's filthy rich and doesn't care about other people.
Horny teenager:
Goldeneye: when u piss in ur gf's eye during sex
*proceeds to crash his laptop due to tryin to watch porn*
Angry criminal:
Police: Power abusing assholes who took my crack cocaine and confiscated everything I had, they suck ass.
Urbandictionary
fkin lebron james suks donkey dik i could even take dat nigguh in a match
Stupid Jealous Flamer:
Bill Gates is a motherfucker cause he's filthy rich and doesn't care about other people.
Horny teenager:
Goldeneye: when u piss in ur gf's eye during sex
*proceeds to crash his laptop due to tryin to watch porn*
Angry criminal:
Police: Power abusing assholes who took my crack cocaine and confiscated everything I had, they suck ass.
Urbandictionary
by 12 year old with some logic August 8, 2010
Get the Urbandictionary mug.One of the poorest compilations of knowledge available on the internet, thanks to a very relaxed quality control. Basically, there are five types of definitions you will find on anything:
1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.
2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.
3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.
4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.
5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.
1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.
2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.
3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.
4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.
5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.
Some definitions of "George Bush" you might find on urbandictionary.com:
Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...
Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.
Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"
Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!
Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.
Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...
Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.
Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"
Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!
Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.
by little nerd August 12, 2006
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Get the www.urbandictionary.com mug.1. verb. To insult someone using original terms that you found searching random urban dictionary words. Usualy the recipient of this urbandictionaryism has no idea what the insultor has just said to him.
2. verb. To have found a word on urban dictionary which is completely true, yet it applies to you and hurts.
2. verb. To have found a word on urban dictionary which is completely true, yet it applies to you and hurts.
1.
me:yeah, well you know what, josh? You're a....a....a...syed. yeah, how do you like that one?
josh:????
friend:dude you totaly got urbandictionary-ized
2.
Dammit, i just got urbandictionary-ized. check out some of those definitions of pothead
me:yeah, well you know what, josh? You're a....a....a...syed. yeah, how do you like that one?
josh:????
friend:dude you totaly got urbandictionary-ized
2.
Dammit, i just got urbandictionary-ized. check out some of those definitions of pothead
by we2d July 21, 2008
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