[Swag Upgrade]

an upgrade of your swag

Yo Isaiah what did you get for Christmas? Yo, santa got me a swag upgrade.

by LZ Money January 8, 2009

tit upgrade

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.

Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

Upgrade

1.To improve or replace old hardware with new hardware.

2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.

1.I upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive.

2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.

by Young Enigma March 11, 2009

Comcast Upgrade

A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.

I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!

by insne4u March 11, 2011

Upgrade Slut

An Upgrade Slut is a fancy or sassy bitch who just got to a whole new level with her hoeism.

Kim Kardashian was such an Upgrade Slut after she put out that sex tape!

by QueenOfNinjas August 30, 2016

ghetto-upgrade

To get a better quality product or more quantity of that product for the regular price, particularly when you are at a fast food restaurant or when requesting sexual deeds from prostitutes.

I ordered a small drink, and asked for the ghetto-upgrade, and received a large for the small price.

La-tisha gave me da full ryde fo da price of a lil somethin' somethin'. Dat shit was a ghetto-upgrade!!

by ghetto upgrade vince June 6, 2009

DNA upgrade

A medical procedure which will—if and when it becomes reality—allow patients to modify and logically upgrade their genes to eliminate certain genetic problems, diseases, increase their intelligence, physical height; change the color of their hair, eyes, skin; increase or decrease the size of certain body part(s); and bring about other specific changes.

Marsha underwent a DNA upgrade, and in about 7-years, when her body has accepting her entire DNA upgrade she will be 5-inches taller. As of today she will be growing a tiny bit each day. It remains to be seen if all or only some children of DNA upgrade patients inherit their parent's upgraded DNA.

by but for June 7, 2018