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relationship upgrade

Moving your relationship to the "next" (higher) level: from friends to "friends with benefits" or dating; from dating to exclusive, from exclusive to moving in, etc. Sometimes the relationship upgrade requires considerable work from one partner to overcome the fears, worries, or hesitance of the other partner.
Person 1: I'm tired of being just friends with benefits. We need a relationship upgrade!
Person 2: What you want from me bro? I don't wanna be monogamous yet.
Person 1: Let's just date - some romance with our sex.
Person 2: Ok. I guess that's a cool relationship upgrade.
by IkuraEater July 28, 2014
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girlfriend upgrade

When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag
Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.

Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."

Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.

Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.
by kategspot February 11, 2012
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Socially upgrade

Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.

Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.
Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..
by PaliKid July 18, 2015
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[Swag Upgrade]

an upgrade of your swag
Yo Isaiah what did you get for Christmas? Yo, santa got me a swag upgrade.
by LZ Money January 8, 2009
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tit upgrade

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.
Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
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Upgrader

An Upgrader is a person, member of the same frequent flyer program, with more miles than your self.
He or She is upgraded, You are Not

The chance to be victimized by upgraders is huge.
Were you upgraded last friday?

Nope, to many upgraders on that flight.

Ghetto upgrade
by boereniis March 4, 2010
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Upgrade

1.To improve or replace old hardware with new hardware.

2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.
1.I upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive.

2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.
by Young Enigma March 11, 2009
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