I'll hook you up with the good parts.

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.

Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley

"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

by LitTeacher July 6, 2015

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Mischief managed

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good”

by Billy & Bobby August 30, 2019

#up-good-but-its-opposite-day

A forbidden channel rumored to have the most thug of materials.

"Have you checked the new post in #up-good-but-its-opposite-day ?"
"Bro, what the fuck is this"

by ThugMann April 8, 2024

Up Good

When someone is exhibiting a period of focus and contentment largely because they have had recent-enough sexual release / orgasm. It is the antithesis of the slang "down bad", and is not to be confused with the phrase "post-nut clarity" (which is more descriptive of the immediate onset of awareness and objective thinking upon finishing climaxing).

"Hey you tryna go dancing with us tonight?"
"Nah man I've been up good since yesterday and I'ma keep working on my thesis til it wears off".

by meowcake July 29, 2024

Grimes up good

When someone doesn't look better cleaned up, they look hotter grimey or disheveled.

Person: Did you see the behind the scenes photo of Hozier? He's covered in dirt!
Person 2: Yup! He grimes up good, doesn't he?

by RoseOfDeath October 9, 2023

Up Good

Someone who is vibin’, horny, and gettin’ it. High T male and/or boss bitch.

Damn, Vivian is up good tonight. She’s gonna find herself a dime piece with dat ass.

by Carolikecookies April 1, 2022