Unkidnappable

A person or being whom is so gigantically huge in stature, and/or so morbidly obese they cannot be kidnapped; therefore making them unkidnappable.

"Yo Tom, this shawty is thicca that a 500lb bowl of oatmeal, she's unkidnappable!"

by VillainousVixen June 4, 2020

unking

when a group of people picks a random fight and/or tries to rob you often while they are recording you with cell phone cameras

These three teenagers were unking this dude in the subway for no reason.

by efghi January 7, 2011

Acts of unkindness

Something to do on a day like random acts of kindness day, or any other day of insincere bullshit people are doing for show, to save their image.

Guy- What's the first thing you're going to do on random acts of kindness day?
Other guy- Acts of unkindness.

by Solid Mantis February 17, 2021

unwind

Masturbation for recreational or theraputic purposes.

After I get off work I like to unwind for a little while, take a shower and then get dinner.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

Amazon prime and unwind

the poor fuckboi's version of Netflix and Chill.

Guy: Hey guuurl, you tryna come over to Amazon prime and unwind

Girl: Oh hell no, you ain't slick. Netflix is far superior to Amazon Prime Instant video in content, image quality, and interface. Go and get the booty elsewhere

by Brefalicious January 10, 2016

unkin out

acting or reacting in a strange manor,usually like a crack head

*as friend eats cups of sugar for no reason and yells* I say "stop unkin out robbie....."

by Tony Silva December 9, 2008

Unking

Someone who smells really really bad

Kevin was unking at work today.

by Dave L . Vernet February 28, 2007