Unintentional troll

He has a good heart. No evil bone in him. But he is a huge time waster. He is the unintentional troll.

Albert just spent whole evening telling us how to get rich. But he happens to be broke. What a time waster. His intentions are pure. He doesn't have an evil bone in him. But he is also an unintentional troll.

by ValPejic December 16, 2019

unintentional jerking

When someone watches porn just to watch it, not to jerk it and then in the moment decides to jerk it.

Bobert: man i was watchin porn fully clothed last night then all the sudden im naked and jerked it

Capernicus: unintentional jerking, it happens

by capernicus carlos July 25, 2009

Unintentional irony

The irony is, obviously, unintentional. Seldom used in a work of art, often in premonitions that ironically turn right. It is a negative kind of coincidence about which the author has very little knowledge or doesn't have any such intention. For example, the emergency number in the USA is 911 and a critical emergency unintentionally took place on 9/11.

In Dante's art one can find unintentional irony at work that wouldn't have been ironical back then.

by ianson May 19, 2018

Unintentional stalking

the act of seeing someone very attractive all the time but not intending it to happen. Enjoying it and subconciously find yourself going to same place where you run into them yet again. You may give them secret code names and make eye contact.

Girl 1:Dang, I see that guy almost every where, it's like unintentional stalking!
Girl 2: he is a hottie biscotti with a naughty body

by Melody Bardot September 3, 2010

Unintentional Xeriscaping

A nice way of saying someone’s yard looks like trash.

I don’t want to park over there; it seems those people did a lot of unintentional xeriscaping.

by Epicboy330 August 2, 2022

unintentional asshole

A genuinely good guy who, despite his best intentions, says or does things that hurt a girl emotionally.

Aaron was a really nice guy but ended up being an unintentional asshole to the girl he loved when he said to her, “I think you really look great with less make-up!”

by Aaaaaa- aron May 14, 2023

Unintentional Rhyme

When you're talking to a single person, or a group of people (even worse) and you accidentally say two words (at random points during the sentence) that rhyme. Essentially, it causes you to involuntarily look like a stupid asshole that likes to rhyme stuff all the time because it's "funny" and "witty".

Actually O.K. guy: "Hey girl, you want to go spend this sunny day by the bay?
Hot (probably stupid) girl: "What? You're so dumb lulz"
A.O.K. Guy: *dammit unintentional rhymes!*

by wb777 July 23, 2011