A unicorn orgasm is like the greatest orgasm ever. Your body/parts of your body go numb. You have muscle spasms that last longer than the sex. It lasts longer than your average joe or orgasms and you don't think it'll ever stop. It's almost like you black out and go to a different world for that period of time. Sometimes you cry after. Your whole body is tense and relaxed at the same time. And you feel like a teenager again because you don't want to stop. It's. That. Good.
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walker barnett went too chickfilla and smashed a ice-cone on his forhead
as his died friends died watching him go unicorning
as his died friends died watching him go unicorning
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The definition of feeling so happy that you want to run around and fly in the sky like a unicorn(depends on which version of unicorn, that is your choice to make).
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Get the Unicornish mug.1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)
2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
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2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
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Get the Unicorning mug.The act of purchasing an ice-cream cone at a drive through, asking the person if they believe in unicorns, then sticking the ice-cream cone to your forehead while slowly driving away screaming, "believe"!!
Mary and Jane went uniconing through the drive-through window with icecream cones stuck to their forheads.
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