unfuckables

Group of under age boys or girls ( less than 18 y.o. in most countries and states of USA ) forbidden to fuck by law.

"These gorgeous girls are already woomen but are unfuckables by law, because they don't have yet 18 years old."

by Willhelmina Plowes January 2, 2010

Be An Unfucker

Someone who unfucks the planet by changing their douchy un-eco friendly habits.

Hey dickhead, Be An Unfucker and pick up your rubbish.

by The Unfuckers February 26, 2015

The Unfuckables

A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

They are looking for a drink and a fuck.

The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

unfucker

/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.

Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

unfuckable

A person not worth a fuck

Hey wannabe princess, you are unfuckable without make-up!

by Bastian Contrario March 16, 2017

unfucked

1. (adj) fixed; rectified.
2. (noun) a virgin.

by Rick August 11, 2003

unfuckable

a chick that is so hot that you know she will never even let you near her

1:wow, shes hot
2:go talk to her
1:nah, she's unfuckable

by yorn aim November 14, 2003