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Undercover Crazy

When you meet a girl and she seems sweet and cool, plays video games and smoke blunts. Then you get to know her and wonder if she has multiple personalities
Hey, what ever happened to Kassia?
Ohh, that bitch crazy.

What happened? She was such a sweet girl, brought munchies over all the time.
Ohh nah bruh, I was with my sister at the mall, and she thought I was cheating so she grabbed some kids skate board and broke my sisters tooth.

Oh shit man, sorry to hear.

Yea man, that bitch was undercover crazy
by Bubby Johnson January 5, 2015
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Undercover Slut

An Undercover Slut is a guy or girl who seems quite innocent and maybe even a bit prude but is actually a sexual deviant when given the chance to be. Being that the person is generally quiet and reserved about said deviancy, it's quite surprising when they reveal their true colors and you often find yourself very, VERY intrigued and wanting more. Just remember that they are, in fact, undercover, and have to uphold their mild-mannered alter-ego when exposed to the general public, and you must respect that. Also, don't assume that they've hooked up with tons of people- most Undercover Sluts like to reserve their sluttiness as to keep it meaningful and, obviously, undercover.
It's sort of like when the chick in the movie takes off her glasses and pulls her hair down and straddles you and you get the idea.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that chick Gracie?"
Guy 2: "The one who always gets like, really good grades? Yeah, what about her?"
Guy 1: "That party last night, dude... You wouldn't be able to tell, but she is a MAJOR Undercover Slut."
Guy 2: "Oh my god, really? Wow... I never would have guessed it.. That's awesome."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but don't tell anyone man."
by SwaggieG September 8, 2013
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Undercover José

While you are getting dome, cum in the girl's mouth. She then spits the cum in your asshole, and you proceed to fart the cum all over her face.
Undercover José- I think its quite self explanatory
by ThatOneNozZ January 26, 2010
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Undercover sardar

A sardar who cleverly conceals his keski a.k.a “dastaar” with a cap, a fashion statement popularized by Indian Cricketer Harbhajan Singh in the late 90s.
Person 1: Does that guy have a patka under his cap?

Person 2: Yeah, he’s an undercover sardar.
by MassiDaMunda March 30, 2021
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undercleft

The nether region of the female breast that rests beneath the shade of the overhanging tit
Girl: what's that I feel ?

Boy: well dear, I appear to have my hand trapped in your undercleft. I was reaching for a stray Dorito

Girl: fair deal. You may want to wash your hand.
by Ryan Statton and Co October 20, 2015
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underbreastimate

to underestimate the size and/or weight of ones breasts.
be careful not to underbreastimate a women's tits; they are known to suffocate small animals and children!
by Matt Huff October 6, 2011
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rusty undercarriage

Someone who doesn't like to wipe after a fat shit.
by Onethatpeoplehaventusedyet August 3, 2014
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