ukulele

a child-sized guitar that obese Hawaiian's and secretly gay men play when they are tempted to eat cheeseburgers or think of man love.

Sean seems to play the ukulele a lot when Ken walks by his office.

ukulele by Elms January 10, 2006

ukulele

Small "guitar" from hawaii. Sounds gay and oh so irritating.

James: I am going to buy an ukulele for the sole purpose of smashing it into bits
Gerald: Yeah, go do that. They are an insult to guitars.

Penny: wow, those small guitars are cute!
James: ... *smashes ukulele over Penny's head*

ukulele by ukuRgey December 25, 2009

Ukulele

A person who barges into a conversation without reading the situation.

We were in the hot tub after skiing and a ukulele joined us. Welp time to go!

Ukulele by P1nk1e March 24, 2024

ukulele screamo 

One of the most accurate ways of describing twenty one pilots' music, although they really don't have a genre. It is a mix of screaming/screamo and ukulele playing.

If you would like an example, listen to the albums Vessel and Blurryface or any acoustic version on YouTube. They will bless your ears.

How would you describe tøp's music?
Ukulele screamo.

ukulele screamo by sitinsilence October 2, 2016

Ukulele screamo 

Genre of twenty one pilots
Stay alive frens

It's called ukulele screamo and it's art

Ukulele screamo by LunarSolarium November 9, 2016

Ukulele Screamo 

A genre only known to fans of Twenty Øne Piløts and the lead singer, Tyjo Joseph, and his fren Jish Dun-shine. If you wish to preform this mystical genre all you need is an in- tune ukulele and the vocal chords of a gracefully dying cat. Your welcome.

“How does he do that?” Sarah says, a non-intellectual she is.
“it’s called Ukulele Screamo, Sarah, can you spell it,” Jaiden says.
“Get out of here with your riverdale references!” Shouts a uncultered bafoon from the distance.

Ukulele Screamo by Spøöky.j May 26, 2018

ukulele kids 

A group of middle school or high school students mixed between vsco girls and emos They typically bring an instrument to school and try showing off in front of people when they can only play the same few notes or songs.

Do those kids ever play anything other than Twenty One Pilots?

They’re ukulele kids they can’t help it.

ukulele kids by mingamoto September 23, 2019