Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.
by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009
Get the ukranian purple tortoisemug. Classic adidas shoes with three stripes. Usually black or navy blue. As seen worn by volunteer fighters on both sides of the Ukraine front.
by Cpt. Nemo March 17, 2019
Get the Ukranian combat bootsmug. by Ukey Joe September 8, 2009
Get the Ukranian Shish kabobmug. Placing a man's shaved scrotum on another person's face at some point during coitus.
As defined by Chris Hardwick.
As defined by Chris Hardwick.
The girl I was with last night was so impressed after I shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the Ol' Ukranian Tofu!
by Nerfknight November 13, 2011
Get the The Ol' Ukranian Tofumug. It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.
by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010
Get the Ukranian Pig Roastmug. (Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.
by Dick Fergusen101 February 26, 2011
Get the Ukranian Cheese Sandwichmug. The act of waving your hands in the air like your flapping your wings, yelling meaningless words, and banging hard at the same time.
by shallowhalsex April 5, 2011
Get the Ukranian Dick Dragonmug.