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Typhoid Mary

1. Mary Mallon, the first known healthy carrier of typhoid fever, who spread it by working as a cook (typhoid fever is spread through water and food). When health officials tracked her down, she refused to believe she was a carrier, because a. since she was the first known case, she'd never before heard of healthy carriers and b. she did not understand a lot about typhoid fever. She was forcibly quarantined, released after two years on the condition that she wouldn't seek work as a cook again and quarantined again for life after another outbreak was tracked to her working as a cook under a pseudonym. It seems she had taken the job because other household jobs (like doing laundry) she got didn't pay as well and she still didn't believe she could spread the disease.
2. A carrier of any contagious disease who, through ignorance and recalcitrance or callousness, proceeds to take exactly those actions which are likely to cause the highest possible amount of infections in other people.
3. Someone who, analogous to 2, doesn't bother with anti-virus software or firewalls and so quickly gets their computer infected with all manner of computer viruses which then proceed to spread themselves from that computer. Especially if they persist in opening all attachments and not installing anti-virus software even after having been told they should.
1. (no example, real person after which 2 and 3 are named)
2. Mao seems to have been a typhoid Mary, according to accounts by his physician stating he had an STD which caused him little discomfort but which he spread at a rate of one young female follower infected per week.
3. If someone alerts you to a virus mail you sent them, and you do nothing about it, that makes you a typhoid Mary.
by Garnasha May 28, 2010
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typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.
Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night
by sweet sheets December 23, 2010
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Typsy

A Synonym for being drunk or having consumed alcoholic beverages; Not having the ability to walk normal
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Typhoonwes

A guy who sounds like an awesome mob boss, but in all actuality is just someone obsessed with cotton candy and his bird.
I was talking to some awesome sounding guy last night, but he turned out just to be a typhoonwes.
by Master_chief2727 March 21, 2012
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Tyrhys

Tyrhys is kind to all mostly to the girl of his dreams

Is highly respected by friends and rivals

Has highest standards for being romantic

Is under rated for pure skill and talent

In Norse legend tyrhys was referred to as tyr the god of war
My friends name is tyrhys
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A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way
nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot
by noddy330 June 22, 2009
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Typhlosion

Pokémon number #157, it is the final evolved form of the starter Pokémon Cyndaquil. It is fire type, and has access to a lot of different powerful moves. It fist appeared in Pokémon Gold and Silver, on October 14th, 2000.
"Dude, I just got a Typhlosion!"
by Captain Boogie October 26, 2014
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