tootles

god tier sloppy from an authority figure especially a teacher

person 1: yo you fuckin with that new teacher?
person 2: hell yeah she gave me tootles in the teacher’s lounge.
person 1: damn

by THE content cop November 6, 2019

Twooten

When someone is a FRUMO and you kinda um, dont want to um, deal with umm, then any um longer. So yeah . SIA FREAKIN NORA.

you, my friend, and a twooten frick.

by CheaperByTheDozen April 28, 2011

Tootler

A jubilant state of mind, often associated with alcohol.

One might say ''ah tootler haven't seen you in ages man, how you doin?'' and embrace his partner in a firm hug.

by CIRVINE March 5, 2013

Tootleoo

A way that old, lame people say good-bye; for some reason undefined by many online dictionaries, despite its ubiquitousness.

"Bye, Marjorie!" "Tootleoo, Josephine!"

by keen_machine May 18, 2006

Tootle

To insert your penis into another being's anus and then to literally spin them around in circles forming a human windmill.

1: Dude you wanna Tootle?!
2: Yeah sure, but no lubricant, I enjoy the blood.
1: Sweet, how fast do you want me to spin you?
2: Meatspin x 92
1: Nice!

by Shmodge_ December 9, 2008

Tootle

To be had by a person of mischief, tricked, deceived in a way that is almost comical, to experience another man's shananagaens, to fall in to the antics of a mischeivious man.

Man, when I realized he had hacked into my computer and tootled everything up, I knew it was done by a tootle. Thats when I decided to buy anti-tootle software. The Tootling has almost been untootled, but I still smell the stench of tootleism.

by MarcusP22 November 12, 2006

Tootle

the elimination of a small amount of urine after one passes gas.

Stop tootleing, you are getting the couch all wet.

Jill tootled and had to change her pant suit.

by doctorhandsome September 8, 2011