Telfie

A selfie taken on a toilet.

Dude, stop sending me telfies.

by Chronicles0 October 6, 2015

Twelfies

A Twelfie is name of the act where a twelve-year-old takes a selfie and uploads it on social media.

My feed is full of fucking twelfies!

by The Banterlord April 15, 2016

twelief

That sweet relief felt when you successfully unfollow someone on twitter.

Didn't know he tweets so much he fills up my twitter stream. Whew, such a twelief when i unfollowed him.

by metapsyche July 30, 2017

twelvie

someone who walks around with an iPod, pretending its a phone

Mia is a twelvie, even tho she isn't tweleve.

by bringbackthestrawssupporter September 10, 2018

twelvie

a person of the opposite sex who is noticeably younger than yourself, often caught checking you out. Usually they appear to be twelve years old, hence the term twelvie.

That twelvie over there was totally checking you out. You're old enough to be his aunt or something.

by mllelanoir September 7, 2007

twelvie slut

Twelvie slut:
A person beetween the ages of 12-15 that cakes on makeup, sleeps around, sens nudes, is a total love slut, fakest bitch out. Biggest, attention seeker you will ever meet, and the type of person, who posts all their gifts and ritches all over social media, they think they're hawt, walk around acting like they were born perfect, horniest skaniest, bitch ever.

Person 1: dude, portias a total twelvie slut.
Person 2 : yeah, she's so fake brah.
Person 1: she's so much trouble.

by 0805xx May 11, 2014

Twelvie Season

School Holiday, vacation, when all the high school students go on break from school.

When all the Twelvies are out of school.

Friend 1: Ugh, there's so many people in the shops today.
Friend 2: Yeah, its Twelvie Season

by Squisheee October 26, 2014