treegasm

When the lights of a christmas tree start to blink rapidly and repeatedly.

The tree got excited and started to have a treegasm.

by luke and allison January 1, 2011

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Textgasm

An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.

Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.

Phone: DING DING

Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.

by Jack the Nipper January 28, 2009

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tweetism

When ones afk life is heavily affect by twitter

Someone does or say something funny and you say "LOL" instead of just laughing (out loud). And then you write down the funny event so that you can tweet it later. That is pure tweetism!

by M Bit January 14, 2011

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tweetamendation

Recommendation via twitter.

Friend 1: Did I tell you that you should really see The King's Speech, it's such a great movie.

Friend 2: Yeah man I got your tweetamendation earlier. I think I am going to check that out.

by Ms. Terri May 6, 2011

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There's a huge party and this super drunk chick stumbles onto your lap and she says "oh sorry hahaha" that's when you request to see her tweetas like so " this music is so loud is it comin from yo tweetas???" as you look at her breasts, then when she realizes what your insinuating you will quickly realize if your going to see some boobs and maybe get laid or if she's gonna call you a pig if she does she will also relay that message to her friends ruining your chance for any action that night... If she laughs you got a shot if not ,.. Well it's worth a shot

Did you get a new set of tweetas?

Let me see yo tweetas?

by Philosothink July 23, 2012

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