Twanker

Someone who is a complete annoyance. therfore they are a twat and a wanker . Twat + wanker = twanker!

Did you see how John talked to her hes such a TWANKERRRRR

by JamesIsToBentForME August 6, 2016

Twanker

Twanker the name for a Male who thinks it's ok to see a bird but then play up to every other girl behind her back.

Kieran is a right twanker, sleazy as hell.

by missdjdebbie January 16, 2020

Twanker

Twanker or Twank for short is someone who is both a twat and a wanker

'Jack is such a little Twanker'

by TheWordMan11 May 21, 2021

twanker

A combination of “twat” and “wanker” accidentally/intentionally being combined in a sentence, used to describe someone who is both douchey and an idiot at the same time

I can’t believe they made Loki do that; they made him look like such a twanker!

by crescendollsystem555 January 8, 2022

twanker

a person who hits a male who is also having a wank whilst on the bus

"I was caught by a twanker today..."

by BlueWaffles_69420 October 20, 2022

Twanker

When someone is a TWAT and a WANKER.

That fellow is a complete TWANKER for not offering his seat to that pregnant woman!!??

by ミットテック March 23, 2025

Twanker'd

Twanker'd

When one is twatted and wankered on various prescription & none prescription medication obtained from Jeff in wetherspoons

Looks like Woody is Twanker'd

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 4, 2022