Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010

twingling

Like jingling a set of keys, but with your body.

Did you see that girl on the dance floor? She was twingling all night!

by nezzyandzora August 25, 2013

twatalingus

When a person is so much more than a bitch!

Gloria is such a twatalingus!

by Zoie Snow January 4, 2009

Dick Twiddling

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

by Besenji March 15, 2009

tardling

Young and stupid

Dropped your grades again, you are such a tardling!

by deb July 29, 2003

Tadling

A tadling is a form of excrement that hangs on to the rectal passage for an unnaturally long period of time

1. Man, the other day I had a mean tadling hanging out of my ass!
2. This tadling is really gripping my shit

by TheChillPilgrim May 12, 2013

tangling asshole

Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.

Singlularty of tangling assholes

See also tangling assholes

We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...

by Fuzzy Furlong May 26, 2016