turtle neck

A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..

A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards

Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"

cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company

Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...

best you ring calvin klein mark

Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker

by I3igCheese October 22, 2006

turtle neck

grabbing the males crutch from behind and pulling it towards you.

my best mate was getting harrased by this guy so i got up behind him and gave him a turtle neck

by steggles January 18, 2009

Turtle Neck

a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.

"Hey Chris, look theres Matt, he's such a turtle neck!"

by Bryn4B January 18, 2009

Turtle Neck

A Woman with a tight vagina and an overly sized clitoris

"last night i was with a chick with a wizard sleeve" " so what i just screwed a chick with a turtle neck

by Image Sack April 3, 2009

choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007

turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

by peter palmer February 11, 2006

Turtle Neck

When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.

Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch

by Asian trio April 8, 2017