reverse salami turnaround

The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.

"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."

by Ian Carlson November 19, 2006

Michigan Turnaround

When driving down a boulevard, and you want to turn left at an intersection, you have to go past the intersection, do a U-turn, go back and turn right. These are especially popular along boulevards in Michigan.

Too many idiots pulled out in front of traffic and caused accidents, so no you have to pull a Michigan Turnaround.

by ChrisS. April 5, 2011

Turnquist Turnaround

A violent sexual maneuver in which you grab your partners hair, and rip off a chunk from the middle so it never grows back; while simultaneously oppressing your subordinates into working odd and sometimes cruel hours and shifts.

Bob: "Dude did you see Carter this morning? WTF happened to her, she looks like Friar Tuck!"
Frank: "Yeah, she must've gotten the Turnquist Turnaround. Ouch."
Bob: "Ouch is right, now I have to work a Sunday grave shift... FML..."

by iPwn™ November 5, 2016

Truckbone Turnaround

When one man starts sexual relations with a woman and excuses himself to the bathroom. He then tags in his friend to swoop in and takeover the sex. Post coitus he switches back with his friend.

Trevor just did the truckbone turnaround with the hottest girl on campus. And got away with it.

by T-Bone69innout November 23, 2010

Russian turnaround

When you are having an orgi and you are about to cum in a girls vagina you remove your penis and spay all over the person behind you.

I gave that chick the greatest Russian turnaround last night.

by Russian Doubletake May 2, 2009

Tijuana Turnaround

Similar to the philly fake-out;The Tijuana Turnaround is a sexual act involving hot sauce. While performing doggy style sex, the person entering the other waits until climax is imminent only to pull out before internal ejaculation and spits on the enteree's back to simulate external ejaculation. When the said enteree turns to face the enterer, the enterer squirts hot sauce in the enteree's eyes.

"Damn dude i was grudge fucking this chick and i totally gave her the tijuana turnaround.

by BJ2002 October 2, 2007

California Turnaround Coffee

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.

It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.

by Red_Baron March 30, 2009