turdlet

A tiny turd. Usually prompting disappointment.

I thought I'd lay some cable, but that turd was more of a turdlet.

by Winweasel March 28, 2015

turdlet

A one sentence paragraph or paragraph fragment.

These paragraphs are turdlets:
"Molly ran after the laser.

Molly became tired after two minutes of chasing."

by jimbo@bob March 31, 2008

Turdlette

Poop that was stuck to your butt..and starts floating around the water when you get in the bathtub

When my granddaughter got in the tub...we saw a turdlette floating around

by Honky Tonk Grandma September 24, 2018

turletting

the process of talking to someone on facebook or msn while watching youtube or other sites; interactive web multi-tasking

turletting is the only way to web

by cosimjoshin June 10, 2011

Turdlet

A small miniature poo thats smaller than a turd and bigger than a turdling. Turdlets can often be hard to remove from your system.

I just dropped a ton of turdlets into the toilet

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Turdette

A girl you meet named Renee. 🤪. Sweet and beautiful with character but... can quickly turn turdette on your ass.

Beware of that girl Renee. She's smoke screen sweet but will turdette on you so fast.

by Crusty007 September 1, 2023