Tunkhannock Highschool

All the boys are packing absolute meat missiles and the softball team is a bunch of hoes who lost in the World Series

Tunkhannock Highschool where one of the softball team hoes bit some dudes pecker

by Big brolic black dude December 19, 2020

tunkhannock

Directly south of the greatest town ever, Montrose. With it's rolling hills of garbage and lovely burgerking, it is said to be one of the top ten places to see before you die. Tunkhannock is also said to have the most lovely walmart in the Northeast. I've heard that people from Tunkhannock are stupid hicks and I've got to say, I haven't been proven wrong. Every human being I have encountered has ran away from me in fear that I might nab one of their many inbred children. Tunkhannock is like a Panda, it's beautiful but stay the hell away if you plan on living. One thing to all you Tunkhannockians, stay south of Springville you jaggaloons.

Guy1: I'm heading down to Dallas.
Guy2: Which way are you going?
Guy1: Down 29.
Guy2: Noo, that means you're going to have to pass through tunkhannock
Guy1: Oh yeah, I forgot. That was a close one. I guess I'll take the long way around, I don't want to leave with an inbred daughter.
Guy2: Yeah, that's exactly what happens when you pass through there....it's beautiful though and it's walmart is lovely.

by trustmyname67 March 12, 2009

TunaCan

a chode. In more detail, a cock that is thicker than it is long. Not to say that they are immensely thick, but that they lack any type of significant length. This term came to light after meeting a friend of mine, who is short and stocky. So, by assumption, my friends and I said that his proportions must be consistent.

He is short and stocky and must have a tunacan.

by anonymous124 October 13, 2005

tunkhannock

People in tunkannock are stupid

The people in tunkhannock are stupid and can't tell the difference between a horse and a donkey.

by Duscan Mandic January 6, 2009

tunkhannock

a stupid fucking town full of stupid fucking fake cunty whores and mid ugly slutty men and overall people that will just suck the life out of you and make you want to fucking vomit! dont even try being happy here because the stupid whores and ugly slut boys will sacrifice you to the curry donut gods. there is also nothing to do in tunkhannock. the only things to do are go to walmart or drive 45 minutes out to dickson city and go to the shitty stupid viewmont mall.

rando on snap: where r u from?
you: pennsylvania

rando on snap: me too! where in pennsylvania?
you: near scranton
rando on snap: im from dallas
you: oh word im in tunkhannock
*rando on snap blocks you because nobody likes tunkhannock*

by linda suckaberg October 23, 2023

Tunkhannock

its full of a bunch of judgy little sluts and all the girls are hoes and all the boys are sluts too and nobody is trustworthy and nobody is nice

yo sarah wanna come over i live in tunkhannock on franklin ave if u wanna pu sarah: sure what should we do? boy: oh yk head

by nopeydopy October 23, 2023

Tunahalf

A double-meaning term used regarding the duration of time spent with a woman with poor genital hygiene

Also used as a comeback for women to men regarding penis length

How long did you guy's date?

Tunahalf, bro.

Woman: "Hey I heard that, you little two-n-a-half bro"

by Greencollarguy July 9, 2024