1 definition by trustmyname67
Directly south of the greatest town ever, Montrose. With it's rolling hills of garbage and lovely burgerking, it is said to be one of the top ten places to see before you die. Tunkhannock is also said to have the most lovely walmart in the Northeast. I've heard that people from Tunkhannock are stupid hicks and I've got to say, I haven't been proven wrong. Every human being I have encountered has ran away from me in fear that I might nab one of their many inbred children. Tunkhannock is like a Panda, it's beautiful but stay the hell away if you plan on living. One thing to all you Tunkhannockians, stay south of Springville you jaggaloons.
Guy1: I'm heading down to Dallas.
Guy2: Which way are you going?
Guy1: Down 29.
Guy2: Noo, that means you're going to have to pass through tunkhannock
Guy1: Oh yeah, I forgot. That was a close one. I guess I'll take the long way around, I don't want to leave with an inbred daughter.
Guy2: Yeah, that's exactly what happens when you pass through there....it's beautiful though and it's walmart is lovely.
Guy2: Which way are you going?
Guy1: Down 29.
Guy2: Noo, that means you're going to have to pass through tunkhannock
Guy1: Oh yeah, I forgot. That was a close one. I guess I'll take the long way around, I don't want to leave with an inbred daughter.
Guy2: Yeah, that's exactly what happens when you pass through there....it's beautiful though and it's walmart is lovely.
by trustmyname67 March 12, 2009