ass tulips

After any activity that would expand the anal cavity, such as anal sex, if on pushees his or her sphincter, part of the anal tissue will come out of the rectum. It is given this name because it when extended it looks like a tulip.

"You should have seen the tulips on Nate after last night."

by copernicus p. alfonz July 22, 2003

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Yellow Tulips

Flowers you give to the gorgeous woman you love. They signify the affection, love, and care all in one package.

I gave Veronica yellow tulips because I love her.

by Niko101 January 19, 2011

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Leather Tulips

Camel toe

Dude: 'Dude, that chick has major leather tulips going on in those tight pants.'

Dude 2: 'Stop pointing out disgusting girls to me. You're the worst wingman ever.'

by jgrizzlins October 24, 2009

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tundra tulips

Is an empty, leaking ,or waste-filled 55-gallon oil drum left out on the tundra. They are often designated on maps as "archeological sites" to avoid the Federal Government making you clean them up.

"Our line passed right through an archeological site, and when we got there, It was nothing but a bunch of d*** drums! Tundra Tulips, Don't touch 'em."

by PolarBear59 June 23, 2007

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Dirty Tulips

When a man's girlfriend or wife deficates and wipes from back to front, the boyfriend or husband then proceeds to go down and eat her vaghole clean. The opposite is when a man deficates, wipes from back to front over his scrotum...this is refered to as a "Glazed Coin purse".

i suggested something different for the ol'lady's birthday this year...i told her i wanna get her dirty tulips!
tulips two lips tainted flower foul flower reverse wipe glazed coin purse-there has been a revision

by Dirty Gardener July 28, 2010

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