The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.
Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"
Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"
Tuition bill: Meets shredder
Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"
Tuition bill: Meets shredder
by x-crazy April 7, 2009
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Miranda: "Yea, it was good. Except he kinda... licked my butt!"
Samantha: "Be specific, you mean the cheeks or..."
Miranda: "It was more localized than that."
Carrie: "Wait a minute, are we talking Tuchis-Lingus?!!!"
Miranda: "I'm afraid so... And I thought it was weird. It's weird right? Are we doing this now?!"
Samatha: "Well, if the guy's willing, why not?"
Miranda: "Anyone other than Samantha?!"”
Miranda: "Yea, it was good. Except he kinda... licked my butt!"
Samantha: "Be specific, you mean the cheeks or..."
Miranda: "It was more localized than that."
Carrie: "Wait a minute, are we talking Tuchis-Lingus?!!!"
Miranda: "I'm afraid so... And I thought it was weird. It's weird right? Are we doing this now?!"
Samatha: "Well, if the guy's willing, why not?"
Miranda: "Anyone other than Samantha?!"”
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Person 2: "Dude, that's not free, your tuition payed for it."
Person 1: "Yeah, I know man, that's what you call 'tuition free'."
Person 2: "Dude, that's not free, your tuition payed for it."
Person 1: "Yeah, I know man, that's what you call 'tuition free'."
by MegaMost February 25, 2011
Get the tuition free mug.Inner-tuition describes the process by which 'intuition' operates in our body and psyche.
Our gut mind contains more neurons than a cat's brain. It also operates 5 to 10 seconds ahead of our conscious mind. This has been confirmed by neuroscientists with MRI scanners.
This mind center actually steers us in the right direction and guides us in directions that are helpful to us whilst also protecting us from harm.
It is an illusion our conscious mind makes decisions. They are made ahead of time by the inner-tuitive guidance system in our gut.
Our gut mind contains more neurons than a cat's brain. It also operates 5 to 10 seconds ahead of our conscious mind. This has been confirmed by neuroscientists with MRI scanners.
This mind center actually steers us in the right direction and guides us in directions that are helpful to us whilst also protecting us from harm.
It is an illusion our conscious mind makes decisions. They are made ahead of time by the inner-tuitive guidance system in our gut.
When someone says, "I wish I had gone with my gut on this or that decision ..", what they were really saying was that they wished they had followed their inner-tuition.
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