The lightning-fast dinner eating completed by a mother that has limited time before a child will need assistance. It is particularly noteworthy when the youngest child is 10 years of age or older and there is no need to complete a plateful of food before her eating companions have placed napkins in their laps. The mom's plate is full of food one minute and completely eviscerated the next.
Son: "Why is Mom already clearing her plate when I just poured my first glass of milk?"
Dad: "Tsumommi!!!"
Dad: "Tsumommi!!!"
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by Spt sswolf February 24, 2021
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Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
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by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008
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Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.
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