by Palatine August 11, 2004
Get the The Trojan Horsemug. When you smear poop all over the top of a toilet seat (stress only the top of the seat) and than place the seat in the up position. The stall must be otherwise clean to give the next user the impression that someone has left the seat up as a 'gift' to keep it free and clear of urine. When the next user attempts to move the seat into the number 2 position he/she finds that the 'gift' is a Trojan horse.
Person 1: dude you won't believe what just happened to me.
Person 2: really,what?
Person 1: I ran to the bathroom to take a poop and when I put the seat down there was poop all over it!! I couldn't clean it off in time and tried to squat with little success. My pants wouldn't allow me to get my squat above the bowl and I pooped on my leg.
Person 2: dude you were the unlucky recipitant of a Trojan horse!
Person 2: really,what?
Person 1: I ran to the bathroom to take a poop and when I put the seat down there was poop all over it!! I couldn't clean it off in time and tried to squat with little success. My pants wouldn't allow me to get my squat above the bowl and I pooped on my leg.
Person 2: dude you were the unlucky recipitant of a Trojan horse!
by Bdalacross October 24, 2009
Get the Trojan horsemug. 1. Trojan Horse - A huge, hollow wooden horse constructed by the Greeks to gain entrance into Troy during the Trojan War.
2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.
2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.
by Dan "Mo Mills" Milillo October 20, 2004
Get the Trojan Horsemug. Penis,cock,dick,pecker etc.
So called because it is associated with the Trojan brand of condoms that is placed over the penis.
So called because it is associated with the Trojan brand of condoms that is placed over the penis.
by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012
Get the Trojan Horsemug. by Syinyide April 28, 2019
Get the Trojan horsemug. Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.
Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"
by kaleplek95 April 4, 2019
Get the Trojan Horsemug. Person 1: While you're at the bar can you make me a drink?
Person 2: How about a Trojan Horse?
Person 1: That sounds fucking awesome!
Person 2: How about a Trojan Horse?
Person 1: That sounds fucking awesome!
by tj8 January 11, 2010
Get the Trojan Horsemug.