Trojan horse

When a poo disguises itself as a fart

oh shit i just had a trojan horse

by Syinyide April 28, 2019

Trojan Horse

The perfect drink for anything. Involves cheap whiskey, coke zero, and cherry syrup.

Person 1: While you're at the bar can you make me a drink?

Person 2: How about a Trojan Horse?

Person 1: That sounds fucking awesome!

by tj8 January 11, 2010

Trojan Horse

Verb: To ingest a drug before entering a concert venue so that the drug kicks in only when you are safely inside.

Person A: Hey, you better hide those doses when we go through security.

Person B: No worries man, there's no need. I Trojan Horsed so they should kick in right before the show starts.

by j.onnyseed January 15, 2012

trojan horse

The girl in an orgy that everyone goes inside of. Especially true if they are all Greek and/or military personnel.

Cindy was trojan horsed last night. It wasn't pretty.

Samantha loves being the trojan horse because she's kinky af.

by georgelopez1973 January 16, 2016

trojan horse

A girl who only lets a guy "ride" her if he wears protection (i.e., a "Trojan" condom).

Stud #1: Wooo-hoooo... that Tiffany is totally smokin' hot! How come she doesn't have more guys after her?

Stud #2: Oh --- she's one of those trojan horses, and most guys prefer gals who will "just do it" anytime and anywhere.

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

trojan horse

A sexual act whereby when a female passes out, usually when drunk, and the male waits and then ejaculates on the unsuspecting ginch.

I pulled a trojan horse on that ginch when she passed out last night.

by Vinny Stigma October 22, 2006

Trojan Horse

When an attractive woman at a party offers you a lap dance, and halfway through the dance her offensive-lineman girlfeind joins in and leaves a raunchy creamy mess on your pant leg. What first appeared to be a gift, was actually an attack in disguise.

Dude. Rick just got "Trojan Horsed".

by SGT Hardwood March 16, 2011