Tribathlon

A competitive or non-competitive event, where participants attempt to complete without stopping in three successive events, hot or dry sauna, whirlpool or hot tub, and steam bath.

Lewis I do not want to do the triathlon today, I will beat you in a tribathlon instead!

by Ben V April 18, 2006

Polish Triathlon

Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.

Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!

by jrssww July 11, 2010

Detroit Triathlon

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time

Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.

by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009

tripthong

Getting up in the morning, but tripping on your dirty underwear before leaving the room.

I had a nasty tripthong this morning.

by Jun-Jun the Spoon November 27, 2006

triathlon

Any night of sexual activity consisting of the entire trifecta of penetrating sexual acts. The official order consist of oral, vaginal, and finally anal sex. However, if used as "we might as well have pulled a triathlon" it's understood the acts were there, but not the order.

A reverse triathlon would simply be the acts in reverse order.

If I really like the guy I let him run the triathlon on me, but no one is going backwards on me, that's just dirty.

by runner93939 October 25, 2007

Barton Triathlon

A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.

The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.

by nakedchoker May 12, 2011

Trilagon

When 3 or more people get so high and drunk that they all have sex and then puke because they are so drunk.

Look dude a trilagon let's join
Yeahh dude

by Perfect differences November 23, 2019