trichinosis

Food borne illness that comes from undercooked pork, or from eating at any Hardee's resturaunt.

After eating a six dollar burger, William suffered from explosive diarrheaand muscular cramps.

by Bunghole August 27, 2003

Text-traction

When you see someone come in a place and they make you feel awkward and you start texting friends on your phone. Often you text things that don't make sense because you're so flustered. Then you go back in your outbox later to see what you had said and it doesn't make sense and your friend texts back usually "wtf" or "?"

Girl: Dude what was up with that text you sent me?!
Girl 2:What'd it say?
Girl: "You are so cool! why?"
Girl 2': OH that's when my ex walked in and i needed a huge Text-traction!
Girl: Oh girl i got ya

by IMSORADYA January 14, 2009

trillions

Used in as a metaphor for "a lot".

Man, there's trillions of stupid people in the world.

by Vaun December 16, 2003

Traction

The act of withdrawing or taking back a mistake of some kind. As coined by the intelligent and articulate Sal Governale of The Howard Stern Show.

I don't want a traction from Richard. I don't want a traction from Howard. But I never made those false remarks, so I better get a traction from somebody!

by mcote0363 January 28, 2022

Trillions and Trillions

1-possible title for Carl Sagan's next book, had he lived longer.
2-the hyperinfintesmel amount of taxpayers' money spent bailing out banks in 2008 and '09.
3-a very large number
4- "# served" marquis-line on a random McDonald's inter-phase highway location in the year 2412...

Me: How many bytes in the universe Carl???
Carl Sagan MMCIVX: Trillions and trillions would barely begin the count Floyd... Let's grab a burger at the fly-thru...

by d.w.floyd March 28, 2009

Trilationship

When 3 people are involved in 1 relationship. Sort of like a " love triangle."

Noah: "Did you hear about the freaky trilationship that Penelope, Ana and Steve have?"

Collin: " No, tell me about it?"

Noah: "Well, Ana dated Steve, but they broke up. Then Penelope dated Steve, but Steve still loved Ana, so Steve asked Ana if she wanted to date the both of them, as in Steve and Penelope. She said yes. So now, Penelope, Ana and Steve are all together."

Collin: "Sounds like a G-Rated Orgy. Fo sho."

by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010

Rictions

When 2 people are angry at each other / have beef may have rictions.

You hear about those two radgies, they have some serious rictions.

by pengwino1234 January 20, 2022