Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

treefiddy

Three Dollars and fifty cents.

Chef's dad: Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this
boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary!
Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"
silence
Kyle: What's treefiddy?
Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents
Chef's mom: Treefiddy
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your
own goddam money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got
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by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 14, 2004

threefiddy

Three dollars and fifty cents

I need 'bout threefiddy!

by threefiddy August 30, 2006

Threefiddy

Threefiddy - short for three dollars and 50cents.

Person 1 - That'll be a total of threefiddy.
Person 2 - Sure thi... God damn loch ness monster! you ain't getting my money!

by Kingnigger April 4, 2015

Threefiddy

A total value of 3 Dollars and 50 Cents.
Often requested by the Loch Ness monster.

1. " What else do you need? I already have both my hand in your pussy!"
*She looked me in the eyes*
2. " I need about threefiddy."
And it was about that time I realized I had both of my hands in the vagina of a 8 storie tall

Crustacean from the paleozoic era. That god damned Loch Ness monster had tricked me again.

by Kingnigger April 17, 2015

treefiddy

three-fifty

that's a spankin' new Mustang GT treefiddy

by monkeyjh August 15, 2003

treefiddy

Slang for a vehicle with a 350 cubic-inch (5.7 liter) V8 engine. Originally introduced to old models of GM vehicles with that engine.

Is that a treefiddy Camaro?
Yeah!

by NigelM October 20, 2021