Swiss Treadmill

This is the female version of the Dutch Rudder. A Swiss Treadmill is when one female assists another in masturbation by grabbing the partners arm and completing group masturbation.

I saw that video of your girlfriend and her mom Swiss Treadmilling on the internet!

by uic_gavmeister December 3, 2010

treadmill drafting

The act of finding the hottest girl in the gym doing cardio, and going behind her to enjoy the view. A common practice among fat men who lack the natural motivation to exercise. Only works when treadmills/ellipticals/bikes are organized in rows.

Wow, i was treadmill drafting behind that chick for the past half hour. She is definitely not wearing any underwear.

by pascooby June 14, 2011

Treadmill effect

When a blazed person walks outdoors and it appears that buildings are coming towards him/her rather than him/her walking towards the buildings. This gives the illusion that the earth is a huge treadmill and the person is not moving from where he/her is walking.

Person A - God damn! it seems like the movie theaters is coming towards me even tho I'm walking towards it.

Person B - It's the treadmill effect.

by RJ1992 April 20, 2009

Treadmill Karaoke

When obliviously lip synching along to an mp3 player mid treadmill session progresses to belting out a line or a whole tune in a busy gym environment.

The Treadmill Karaoke-er may be oblivious to their faux pas, and may result in declarations of love, hate or violence to other gym users depending on musical preference.

Dude 1: Did that girl on the treadmill just ask me to put my hands up if I'm in love?

Dude 2: Hmmm, I think she's just doing some treadmill karaoke to JLS

by swallmeister December 30, 2010

Treadmill Talk

The effort of actions and identification of action items discussed during business meetings that can be strategically displaced using a collection of ‘good old boy’ ambiguous superfluous rhetoric.

During our Pipeline call, Bill used a lot of Treadmill Talk to help take some of the heat off our region for not hitting our quarterly budget.

by bankz316 May 17, 2017

Arabian Treadmill

A sexual act in which a person crams their foot into their partner's vagina, and proceeds to use his foot as a dildo-like device.

Oh man, my girl has a kinky-ass foot fetish. Yesterday, she asked for an Arabian Treadmill!

by Dogs and Blogs October 28, 2011

Treadmill High

n. The effect that occurs shortly after finishing a treadmill workout, in which, after running in place for a long period of time, walking on static ground gives the sensation that you're body is moving twice as fast as you're walking. Often causes sufferer to walk abnormally slow or, in hilarious cases, fall down. Usually experienced by those who do not use a treadmill often.

After using the treadmill for an hour, Jack had a treadmill high and, in an attempt to slow down, stumbled on his way to the locker room.

by lingojac September 28, 2009