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by JonathanChance September 28, 2003
Get the Belize Traveller One Barrel Rum mug.What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.
George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”
Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
by El Jquan2 December 8, 2020
Get the Travel Ban mug.Whilst travelling by motorised transport, vibrations felt may cause male passengers to develop an erection.
"....The car journey was taking forever but luckily Alex had developed somewhat of a Travellers Marrow to entertain him ...."
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by KingKempo February 11, 2010
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by Purposetour2016 April 14, 2017
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Collette and Holland vacationed in Brazil, but because they didn’t want to hook up with any local guys they were travel lesbians for the week.
by Clive On Vacation July 5, 2018
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"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
by Travelboi October 2, 2014
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by shmurnt August 8, 2009
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