Tranny Surprise

A tranny surprise is something that seems like it may be good, but then turns out to be super bad. Any number of things can be considered a tranny surprise. A girl (see monet), that new car you bought that turns out to be a piece of shit, or a test that was suppose to be easy.

Hey mang, how did you do on that test?

Not so good Aubri. I thought it was gonna be hella easy, so instead of studying I partied all night, got super wasteyface, and woke up next to this chick.

Awesome!

No, not really. The girl turned out to be a super jankety monet.

Ohhh that sucks. You got double tranny surprised.

Yeah. I heard you got an “A” on the test though, goodjaubri!

by Ht's Auntie May 25, 2009

tranny scanner

Much like Gaydar, tranny scanner is a trans persons ability to detect other trans people
A cis persons ability to detect trans people is more referred to as Transgendar

Everett - "do you think that Devon is trans?"
Avery - "No doubt, my tranny scanner went off just like before Elliot Page came out"

by mushroom_on_jupiter December 19, 2021

Tranny sniffer

A person that lusts after trannies (men dressed as women or cross dressers, drag queens or transexuals)

Its a well known fact that all taxi drivers are tranny sniffers.

by davemuzz May 6, 2009

tranny stamp

a butterfly tattoo on lower back. a symbol for pre and post-op transvestites.

she had a tranny stamp so i warned my drunk ass friend she might have a mangina.

by groupie#1 September 25, 2006

Tranny Semen

Something the they/thems are putting into our drinks all of a sudden.

Alcohol enjoyer: What beer should I buy?

Alcohol enjoyer's gigachad friend: Try Ultra Right Beer. It's not contaminated with tranny semen, unlike a certain brand that shall not be named.

Alcohol enjoyer: Ultra Right Beer sounds good to me.

by bruh 🙂 June 6, 2023

tranny-surprise

noun, the act of substituting a user's desktop wallpaper for the image of a transexual; verb, to perform the substitution

I left my computer for 30 seconds and totally got the tranny-surprise. He totally tranny-surprised me!

by Jonathan L Carter July 22, 2008

Nicaraguan Tranny Surprise

A woman stands over her subject, as part of a golden shower. The subject is expecting to be peed on. When the woman starts to urinate, her male partner approaches from behind and sticks his penis in her urinary steam from behind. The woman's urine then appears to be coming from a tranny penis. The male partner then starts urinating, doubling the urine stream.

Ron paid $100 for a golden shower from Hazel. He got more than he bargained for when Hazel's husband, Joey, joined her in giving Ron a Nicaraguan Tranny Surprise.

by cracky jacky from Forest August 11, 2009