Trainwreck

A disaster that is foreseeable but unavoidable,
disastrous yet inevitable,
distasteful, but morbidly fascinating.
You don't want to stare,
but you just can't look away.
~.Trainwreck.~

Wow look at her, she's a hot as trainwreck

by Trainwreck/ADBxyt.com October 9, 2008

trainwreck

A name used to describe a clumsy, dangerous person. This person will damage things and hurt people(on accident or on purpose). They also take things too far. Rumors are also spreading about a trainwreck virus that causes these symptoms.

Miles is such a trainwreck!

by Scott Mckown January 11, 2009

trainwreckstv

Know to stream on twitch and complain about titty streamers. Creator of Squadw.

Trainwreckstv banned again for harassing a titty streamer.

by Trihard 7 banned. December 8, 2019

Purple Trainwreck

God's choice of Marijuana

Damn, that was some dank ass mutha fuckin purple trainwreck

by cowsaredilly April 5, 2011

Steampunk Trainwreck

Generally, one who seeks to emote or personify a member of the Steampunk Subculture. Although most real steampunks don't claim it as a lifestyle and more of a hobby or interest, a 'Trainwreck" as it were is simply a poser who will copy or rip off one of the more original members of this genre.

A trainwreck will most likely be an outsider, nerd, outcast, undesirable who for lack of any other originality will slowly research the hell out of steampunk and try to create a personality founded in Steampunk. Generally, an Airship captain, pirate, scientist, explorer or otherwise. Steampunk is NOT cosplay, and therefore more of an interest in the literary subculture than a way of living your life out through fantasy.

Although Steampunk is founded in Victorian clothing, a trainwreck will take aesthetics too far; claiming it as a lifestyle will most likely be an easy way to spot a poser. In many cases, said Trainwreck will try to create social groups with friends who would generally not be seen in public with them. Posers will secretly harbor jealousy, and envy of the more original members of this social group, often over compensating by becoming uber Steampunk, thus outing themselves as a nerd wanna be of the group.

OMFG, He thinks he's an Airship captain?! Jesus he's even instructing others in the finer points of being a Steampunk! Jesus, doesn't he know he's a Steampunk Trainwreck?

by Capt. Leguminous Caligari December 29, 2009

Meghan Trainor

A girl who's all about that bass. She thinks that men should be treated as second-class citizens ; They should jump through hoops just to please her, but she can treat them poorly.

Boy 1: Oh my god, that girl is so hot!
Boy 2: Don't date her! I heard that she's such a Meghan Trainor.

by Justin Galaxy March 27, 2015

trainwreck

Trainwreck is a sativa-dominant strain of usually very high-grade marijuana often found among users with medical access, and is especially popular in CA. It has a pronounced, characteristic evergreen odor and is usually manifest as small, very dense buds with ubiquitous trichomes. The Sativa:indica ratio is proposed to be anywhere from 9:1 to 65:35, although the latter figure would seem somewhat remarkable, since Trainwreck produces virtually none of the "couch-lock" effects typical to indica strains. It instead causes a very cerebral, relatively non-impairing high conducive to creative thought, introspection, and verbalization. As of 2010, in the Bay Area, 3.5 g of medical grade Trainwreck ranges in price from roughly 45 to 65$

I just totally destroyed a linear algebra exam after smoking like 2 bong-loads of Trainwreck. Now, where have I left my copy of Finnegans Wake? Would you like some Trainwreck, by the way?

by soft acid July 11, 2010