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traffuck

Man: Oh damn, they're traffucking while we're sitting here.
Girl: I wish we could traffuck.
by awksaucebroski February 23, 2011
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traffuck

Quickie in the back seat (or alternately road head) specifically in the context of bumper-to-bumper traffic, and when there is nothing better to do while waiting for the bastards in front of you to move.
I was driving my girlfriend to work and we got stuck in rush hour. After an hour of not going anywhere on the 401, we figured a quick traffuck would pass the time
by TPratik February 21, 2011
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traffuck jam

A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006
mugGet the traffuck jammug.

Traffuck

Being stuck in stand still traffic, usually at rush hour in major metro areas
I was in a hurry to get home but instead got traffucked
by Buckrog February 7, 2019
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Traffucked

When your plans or something gets fucked because of traffic
I'm traffucked, can't make in time to the party
by Yesmylord December 21, 2019
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Traffucked

The state of being fucked over by any type of traffic. Usually used when explaining why you are taking so long to get somewhere by vehicle.
I won't arrive until 5:25pm... Absolutely traffucked!
by Truth In Lies July 28, 2016
mugGet the Traffuckedmug.

traffuck

Honey we are in Traffuck
by Yazby25 May 4, 2024
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