by awksaucebroski February 23, 2011
Get the traffuck mug.Quickie in the back seat (or alternately road head) specifically in the context of bumper-to-bumper traffic, and when there is nothing better to do while waiting for the bastards in front of you to move.
I was driving my girlfriend to work and we got stuck in rush hour. After an hour of not going anywhere on the 401, we figured a quick traffuck would pass the time
by TPratik February 21, 2011
Get the traffuck mug.A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006
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Thundersnow traffic caused 100s of cars to be abandoned by their owners this past week.
Thundersnow traffic caused 100s of cars to be abandoned by their owners this past week.
by BGernat February 18, 2011
Get the Thundersnow Traffuck mug.When a male viking and a female pirate travel the globe in a pirate ship pillaging villages for treasure and hot people. They then take these hot people onboard their pirate ship and travel across the ocean to sell them as sex slaves but fuck them repeatedly along the trip.
Joe: "So you and Emily are in the traffucking business?"
Dan: "Yes, we just raided the Carribean last week."
Joe: "Hope you found some good merchandise."
Dan: "Yes, we just raided the Carribean last week."
Joe: "Hope you found some good merchandise."
by Djt69 August 9, 2010
Get the traffucking mug.by Nãvnã December 28, 2013
Get the Traffucked mug.The state of being fucked over by any type of traffic. Usually used when explaining why you are taking so long to get somewhere by vehicle.
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