turable

something that is not well, bad, not good

That dress she is wearing is really turable!

by Marcellina November 10, 2007

Tourango

A Tourango is an asexual being.

Do earth worms have sex to make babies? No son, they're Tourangos.

by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009

Tourangoed

1) To be cock-blocked by a socially inept retard.

or

2) To compensate for one's lack of social skills with extreme, unnecessary racism.

Hey man, I was hitting on a hot chick at the club and got totally tourangoed.

by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009

turab

hottest human being known to man

woah you are looking so turab today

by farah April 15, 2004

towrab

A term for an ex-wife who is crazy. Stands for The One Who Rides A Broom.

TOWRAB is on the warpath again

by SanityRules September 25, 2019

ho-tourage

An entourage of hoes; A large gathering of slutty women. A group of females with loose morals tending to gather around groups of college to retirement age males with a bar tab. Will give sexual favors in exchange for for alcoholic beverages. Takes hours to get ready with the end result of looking like a hooker. Dramatic situations are a necessity. Must involve 4 or more women.

"Look at that ho-tourage!"

"I'm gonna' get some action from that ho-tourage"

"That ho-tourage is whoring it up over there, check it out."

"That ho-tourage is swarming that rich guy."

"So which member of the ho-tourage are you taking home tonight?"

by ThatGuy888 July 22, 2009

Tourbon

1. a soothing elixir made of hot herbal tea, agave nectar, and Maker's Mark bourbon. Often used for sore throat relief as well as stress relief.

After a cold stressful day of working outside, I couldn't wait to get home and fix myself a tall hot Tourbon!

by Fotofly December 9, 2010