Touchy Feely 101 is an elective that you can take 7th grade and onward, in this class there must be an equal amount of boys and girls(Teacher counts), if in this class you are the highest performing student you pick a partner and do the midair dong suck
Lee: "Today's lesson: Touchy Feely 101. But first–" dragging the Eds out "–a little visual aid. Assistants May and Marie! If you would be so kind."
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that's it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that's it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.
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A person that is kind in nature and tends to be overly touchy feely. This in turn can make one feel welcomed or annoyed.
Here, comes touchy taytum, Cryistal . I swear if she gives me one more hug today, im screaming. She dosen't mean anything by it. Shes just overly friendly.
by Touchy Taytum June 26, 2014
Get the Touchy Taytum mug.Name given to a guy who has that constant smell of dick on his fingers, as a result from always fondling about in his trousers. He will typically be a man of low hygiene and seems to have an obsession with putting his fragrant fingers near your face, similar to a Touchy McToucherson.
Gurl 1: Yo. Have you noticed that his fingers always smell like dieck when he wipes them in your face?
Gurl 2: I know right?! Is his name 'Touchy McPenishands' or something?!
Gurl 2: I know right?! Is his name 'Touchy McPenishands' or something?!
by TheGoofySquid June 7, 2016
Get the Touchy McPenishands mug.(n)That little #10 on the uga basketball team that likes to give all the players a little patty pat on their back or butt. But we're not complaining, he is VERY nice...
(v) the act of constant and unneeded touching in awkward and inappropriate situations...
(v) the act of constant and unneeded touching in awkward and inappropriate situations...
by ugagirl14 February 25, 2004
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Other ways of saying it are touchy felt, touchy feeling.
Female term
Touchy Coochie
Other ways of saying it are touchy felt, touchy feeling.
Female term
Touchy Coochie
by Jonathan Silva March 5, 2009
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