Tottenham 

shit

what do we think of Tottenham?
SHIT
what do we think of shit?

TOTTENHAM

thank you
THATS ALRIGHT

WE HATE TOTTENHAM

Tottenham by urakiddiefiddler January 26, 2023

Tottenham 

Shite

-What's Tottenham mate?
-Shite

Tottenham by Lasgar February 23, 2024

Tottenham shopping spree 

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

Tottenham shopping spree by donwanakno August 15, 2011

Tottenham Hotspurs 

Tottenham Hotspurs are a useless and hopeless team, they lack understanding on how to play football and recently let go of their best player (Harry Kane). Regardless of the fact that their team was once stacked, their trophy case is as empty as Manchester United fans' heads.

Person 1: I support Tottenham Hotspurs
Person 2: SHUT UP BOZOOO, RATIOOOOOO

Tottenham Hotspurs by rohaan's father September 12, 2023

Tottenham Hotspur

Tottenham Hotspur, commonly referred to as Spurs, is an English association football club in North London, England. It plays it's home matches at the recently opened Tottenham Hotspur stadium and has competed in the Premier League, the top division in England, since it began in 1992. Their training ground is on Hotspur Way in Bulls Cross in the London Borough of Enfield. The club is owned by ENIC Group. Tottenham have played in a first (home) strip of white shirts and navy blue shorts since the 1898–99 season. The club's emblem is a cockerel standing upon a football, with a Latin motto Audere est Facere ("To Dare Is to Do").

Recent reports have linked him to Fulham and Tottenham Hotspur of England.

Tottenham Hotspur by Finley Jones June 15, 2021

Tottenham Hotspur

The most over rated football team in London, 99% of fans think they are as good as Barcelona and they have a Cock sitting on a basketball for a badge. Envious of their North London rivals Arsenal who completely own them in every way possible, (ground, kit, fans, sponsors, headlines, players, manager etc)

Tottenham have a wheeler-dealer judas manager named Harry "back-hander" Redknapp, he pays over the odds for any player going and will leave his club at the slightest sniff of a better paid opportunity.

Aaron: Did you see Tottenham Hotspur get spanked by (insert any team here) at the weekend?

Kev (Spurs fan in denial): Yeah but we were playing our reserve team anyway (lies) so didn't care, just wait till they come to White Hart Lame.

Aaron: I'll wait and I'll laugh at you AGAIN you dirty yid.

Tottenham Hotspur by Luckymeh September 25, 2010

Tottenham Hotspur

To lose to some shit team in the bottom of the league
To bottle it

Synonyms: Bottle, harrykanemiss, north London, 2016ucl
Antonyms: Arsenal, bottlingothers, Chelsea, Wenger, Jose Mourinho, harrykanescores, deleallichallenge

Liverpool pulled a Tottenham Hotspur(a.k.a Spurs) yesterday after giving away a 3-0 lead to Crystal Palace.

Tottenham Hotspur by the f.a December 30, 2018