tosser

An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!

"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"

by The Z man January 21, 2006

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

tosser

(esp. Australia) Someone who can't hold his liquor.

That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.

by garadiavolo December 15, 2006

tosser

A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.

Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.

by Pedro Mackenzie April 4, 2009

tosser

n. One who frequently reports AOL Terms of Service violations.

ScreenName123 is a tosser. He'll report you if you say "damn."

by Eric Chang February 5, 2004

tosser

someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl

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by daniel brunning May 1, 2003

tosser

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Micheal Mark is a tosser

by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004