while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of jiz under their pillow. the tooth fairy
by jimmy martin December 9, 2003
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Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.
As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.
As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.
by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone November 1, 2010
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My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.
by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021
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Get the Tooth Fairy mug.A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!
by No1AboveLo May 29, 2011
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The act of defecating into the pillow sheet of another person, due to extreme aggression, hostility, rage, or an attempt at a very funny practical joke.
by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008
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