tonnage

Weight of an individual. Usually used in terms of losing weight after New Year's.

Husband: Man, we really need to improve our eating habits.
Wife: Yes. Starting New Year's day, we lose tonnage.

by anonymous February 9, 2021

law of gross tonage

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.

by jamerson June 13, 2005

tornage

Penis that is wider than it is long.

If a penis resembles a tuna can, it's a tornage.

by Kronatron May 3, 2011

townage

Basically just a scouse term for town

Arrr god lad im hittin townage me

by tom almond January 6, 2008

toolage

Dumba vershn ov a tool lolzy *g*

"ur a toolage!!!111!1!!"

by Lezzeh January 5, 2005

Tooage

Noun: 1) An item that belongs somewhere or does something but you can't remember where or what it does. 2) A product that has a purpose but is in the wrong spot. 3) A thing that is useful in only one capacity but does not belong in the context.

I found this tooage in the glove box of my car and I know it operates something? (unlocks the spare wheel, removes the roof racks etc.) 2. An item that has to go "to" the correct spot to become useful 3) When you find a needle in a haystack (What the hell is this doing here?)

by Warwick Brett November 30, 2007

toonger

toonger is person that has a mullet

you are a toonger

by hunacuh May 4, 2021