drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

Tooting

Playing a wind instrument, such as the recorder or a flute.

That girl is really tooting her flute very well!

by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008

Tooting

Slang for prostituting

I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

by [e-mail] May 15, 2015

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Tokening

The act of visiting a seaside town pier specifically to play children's arcade games which pay out tokens depending on a combination of your luck and skill. Tokens can be saved up over a period of time and exchanged for awesome prizes ranging from big Zippy teddy's to a small kids bike. A day out tokening also involves fast food, ice cream and sharking girls.

"Man I think we need to go tokening again soon - I miss the excitement of scoring a super bonus. Plus it's going to be hot so we can have a good shark too!"

by los_galacticos August 12, 2012