Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.

John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.

by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020

Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."

Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020

Toobin

1. The act of cranking one out mid-Zoom. Aka ZoomBate

2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.

I returned to the main Zoom call only to find Jeffrey toobin one out.

by EndLegalRackets October 19, 2020

Toolie

A name many rappers use to call a gun

“I pull up with scooby, he grippin that toolie”

by ImTxger_ May 23, 2018

Toolie

Gun

Rapper: “Pulled out the toolie then we had a duelie”

by ❤️Hot Buns🥵 December 3, 2020

Banjo-Tooie

One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless

The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

Lubin’ and Toobin’

The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.

Did ya hear about that Lubin’ and Toobin’ on the news?

by MSF. October 19, 2020