Hot Tony
Guy: Kyle, Baby, I love you but if you don’t give me my $10,000 With 20% interest ill light a hot Tony up your ass
Kyle: *Timbers have been shivered*
Kyle: *Timbers have been shivered*
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A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality
Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.
Friend: He's such a Hot Tony
Friend: He's such a Hot Tony
Hot Tony by Trixie Buttercup January 12, 2008
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Hot Tony: Dude, I can't believe she stood me up! I told her how high my IQ was and everything!
Friend: What are you gonna do now?
Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.
Friend: What are you gonna do now?
Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.
Hot Tony by Felicia Morgan January 12, 2008
hold me closer tony danza
Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"
An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"
hold me closer tony danza by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006