Tampoony

A game in which at least two people, probably males, each take a tampon, soak it in water, and throw it at the ceiling; the desired effect being that the tampons stick to said ceiling. The object of the game is to see whos tampon stays on the ceiling the longest before inevitably falling. The winner, obviously, is whos tampon stays on the longest.

Hey, go steal some of your girlfriends tampons so we can play tampoony.

by The one who calls Himself "I am" February 6, 2006

tomboo

Tomboo is the ship name between Tommyinnit and Ranboo, but that's weird..

"I love Tomboo!, they would make a good coup-"
"God, you're fucking weird

by lkaoiss October 6, 2021

tomnookaphobia

a phobia of Tom Nook from animal crossing

You: "could i have some help?"

Tom Nook: "GET ME 30 PEICES OF IRON AND 90 PEICES OF WOOD OR YOU'LL NEVER SUCCEED IN CREATING A GREAT ISLAND!!"

You: "y-yes sir..!!"
I now have a fear of Tom Nook (tomnookaphobia)

by Ren the Great And Powerful June 15, 2021

Tomfoolery

1) Acting as if you are incompitent in the presence of others; 2) an act or example of lewdness or misconduct frowned upon in society

Jake: hey lets go ride the kiddie rides guys! my treat?

Jakes Friends: No thanks, we are not interested in your tomfoolery.

by Dr.Doctor@info October 17, 2012

tomoose

tomoose
{non-derogatory}

1) Slang/Nickname, for someone with the name Thomas or Tom, due to the similarity in pronunciation. In no way is it meant to be taken as offensive, more a boisterous greeting.

2) A description of someone who gets screwed over by every single friend he/she has, even those that are considered good friends will have attempted to deceive a person of this description. This person may also be subject to frequent betrayal by so-called 'friends'. *

*Note - not always successfully.

3) A person whose 'friends' all try to use at some point in time for their own personal gain, but is never repaid for the favour in any shape or form. Also these 'friends' may frequently 'forget' to ask this person to be present at any gatherings, maybe in spite, jealousy or plain ignorance.

Finally…
4) Somebody who is independent of others and who does not imitate others in an attempt to be 'popular' by following every single 'trend' or 'whim'.

1)"Hey Tomoose"

2)Tomoose - "You comin' round later?"
Friend - "Sorry I can't I'm going to my Aunties"
{later seen with another friend who clearly isn’t his auntie}

3) {Group plan go out}
Friend - "Hey Tomoose"
Tomoose - "Doing anything later?"
Friend - "Nope"
{Group then go out}

4) Friend 1- Oooh 'Doilies'
Friend 2 - Lets all buy them! {despite most of them not actually liking them}
Friend 3 - Yeah, we all rock! {just imitating the enthusiasm of the first}
Tomoose - I'll be Ok…
Friends - You Suck!

by Thomas Archer August 1, 2004

tomphonery

Useing the phone to call someone about an annoying e-mail you just sent them

Marty likes to send stupid e-mails to Louie and then calls Louie to laugh at it, this is such tomphonery

by Dead Sexy April 3, 2008

tampoon

the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".

That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot

by Maryd August 23, 2006