tomoose

tomoose
{non-derogatory}

1) Slang/Nickname, for someone with the name Thomas or Tom, due to the similarity in pronunciation. In no way is it meant to be taken as offensive, more a boisterous greeting.

2) A description of someone who gets screwed over by every single friend he/she has, even those that are considered good friends will have attempted to deceive a person of this description. This person may also be subject to frequent betrayal by so-called 'friends'. *

*Note - not always successfully.

3) A person whose 'friends' all try to use at some point in time for their own personal gain, but is never repaid for the favour in any shape or form. Also these 'friends' may frequently 'forget' to ask this person to be present at any gatherings, maybe in spite, jealousy or plain ignorance.

Finally…
4) Somebody who is independent of others and who does not imitate others in an attempt to be 'popular' by following every single 'trend' or 'whim'.

1)"Hey Tomoose"

2)Tomoose - "You comin' round later?"
Friend - "Sorry I can't I'm going to my Aunties"
{later seen with another friend who clearly isn’t his auntie}

3) {Group plan go out}
Friend - "Hey Tomoose"
Tomoose - "Doing anything later?"
Friend - "Nope"
{Group then go out}

4) Friend 1- Oooh 'Doilies'
Friend 2 - Lets all buy them! {despite most of them not actually liking them}
Friend 3 - Yeah, we all rock! {just imitating the enthusiasm of the first}
Tomoose - I'll be Ok…
Friends - You Suck!

tomoose by Thomas Archer August 1, 2004

tomosexual

One who has sexual acts, or enjoys sexual things with toe's.

Did you see Amy having sexual acts with that toe, she's a total tomosexual.

tomosexual by lucainphotoshop March 27, 2007

Tommosexual 

One that finds Louis Tomlinson attractive regardless of your gender or sexual preference.

I’m a lesbian but I’m definitely a Tommosexual, have you seen his latest pictures?!

Tommosexual by Jessica8384ny September 7, 2022

tomosexual

A person who has a sexual attraction to the swedish boy tom

damn bro, I think I’m tomosexual.

tomosexual by usagi April 15, 2021

Tommosexual

(also Gnomeosexual): An outwardly homophobic and completely in-denial right winger who gets an involuntary stiffy when seeing Tommy Robinson speak. Other signs include being exclusively in the company of other men, disdain of women, boasting about their lust for 'red meat' and asking male strangers about their sexual orientation on their first meeting.

I think his respect for far right politicians goes a bit further than mere 'admiration'. I'm pretty sure he's a raving Tommosexual!

Tommosexual by Uncle Sidney January 3, 2026