A euphemism used to talk about friends who enjoy having sex with eachother without commitment, i.e. Friends That Fuck
A: Dude, what's going on with Sarah and Peter? They're looking pretty friendly!
B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.
B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.
by Caravaner March 10, 2009
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A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020
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A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
by DarthXanax August 19, 2013
Get the rotten tomatoes mug.The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
Get the asshole tomatoes mug.When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.
by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012
Get the Beefy Tomatoes mug.Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.
Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"
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