toddy bitch

A Native Redlander by the name of Perry David Pond. Often seen wearing a makeshift Indiana Jones Hat and tiny bound feet. Considers himself part of the vape nation.

Hey! Are you a toddy bitch?? I see you wearing that hat.

by Maryelda March 6, 2019

Hot Toddy

As made famous by the 2010 Usher song "Hot Toddy" featuring Jay-Z and Ester Dean, a "Hot Toddy" is a person with whom you conduct a sexual relationship under the implicit understanding that each participant may be maintaining a separate monogamous sexual relationship with another, all of whom who must remain unaware of this activity.

Tim has sex with Jeff's girlfriend Sarah one or more times without Jeff ever finding out, because Tim and Sarah have an implicit understanding that neither of them will take actions leading to Jeff finding out; Sarah is thereby Tim's Hot Toddy.

by Wordy Wordsworth August 5, 2010

Toddy Blumpkin

Blueberry Pancakes made for you by someone else's mom.

Hey would your mom give me a Toddy Blumpkin? They taste oh so good!

by Toddy Blumpkin May 29, 2008

Warm Toddy

Not quite a Hot Toddy, however Warm Toddy is lukewarm male ejaculate spewed on another, usually in a sprinkler fashion, on a chilly day. Preferably performed in a public outdoor environment.

Damn Becky! Nick really hit you with that Warm Toddy!

by Connor1994 January 28, 2023

t toddy

An funny cute Honest man
That never cheats on his girl

It a hard working person

Girl you need to go find you an t toddy their the best boyfriends

by Great ideas January 19, 2017

Hotty Toddy

hah-tee-tah-dee (dialectal corruption of hoity-toity) adj. 1. assuming airs; pretentious; haughty; pretending to possess refinement and sophistication; arrogant; marked by an air of assumed importance 2. thoughtlessly silly or frivolous; giddy; flighty; foolish; riotous and noisy n. 3. A traditional school chant for the University of Mississippi, nicknamed Ole Miss
How appropriate…

"Hotty Toddy, gosh'a'mighty the rest is unintelligible drunken slurs

by BentBulldawg August 20, 2013

Hot Toddy

A Hot Toddy is when some gives you a blowjob, but prior to doing so, they ingested something spicy, (like buffalo wings, for example). It hurts really bad, and you usually scream "HOT TODDY!" when it happens. It can also be when someone gives you a handjob after coming into contact with a sensitive-skin irritant, like chili flakes. Sometimes it's an accident, but sometimes they know it'll hurt you and they do it anyway to be a bad person.

Person 1: "Ok ready?"

Person 2: "Yeah go for it. Oh yes. YESSSS... Hey wait a minute.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOT TODDY! HOT TODDY! OW! OW! OW! GODDAMMIT RINSE YOUR MOUTH OUT NEXT TIME, OR BETTER YET LAY OFF THE BUFFALO WINGS!"

by Suckmytoes_77 August 9, 2022