Tulip Toupee

A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"

Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!

by Chicks dig radar guys October 3, 2008

Salmon Toupee

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.

Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Toupeedar

The ability to tell when somebody is wearing a toupee.

"I had no idea Ted Danson was going bald. I have the worst toupeedar."

by darrenoia July 2, 2009

Texas toupee

A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.

No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.

Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?

I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.

by Talmanes December 9, 2008

Wind Toupee

When the wind blowing at a certain angle causes your long hair to flip to one side.

It was windy while I was working outside, but my hands were too dirty to fix my wind toupee.

by A1333 June 28, 2009

toecup

toecup who eats and whats username to be tea cup

by bily

my mom has a toecup
u mean a tea cup

by noobguymanj September 20, 2021

Tocumwal

Along the The beautiful Murray River Tocumwal is a substitute town of Cobram just across the Murray River in New South Wales where it’s overrun by Smack heads And crackheads, you can’t be tricked by the beauty of town because in naths and missys den the party goers are getting “fried as fuck” and when the sun goes down the Yeehaws are working away,its safe to say unless your an old person the only decent time the town has to offer is strawberry Feilds once a year where u go to loose your marbles and not find them for the next 3 weeks

Tocumwal

by Johnny bow bow June 28, 2023